You could always start with the nearly-zero coffee containing mocha frappe from McDonalds or Starbucks. Those have very little coffee and are yummy. (View Post)
Yes! I hate sniffers, lip-smackers, see-food chewers, and slurpers... It makes me want to beat them. How hard is it to a) get a tissue, b) close your mouth, or c) chew quietly? I can't eat with them … (View Post)
I would just announce / ask everyone to gather. The officiant can just get their attention with a short little intro so people understand the ceremony is beginning. (View Post)