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DO NOT WEAR BLACK! HORRIBLE THINGS WILL HAPPEN!! ... I can't think of anything.. but HORRIBLE THINGS!!! Kidding, rock on with your sexy self in your clothing color of choice! (View Post)

In my family we often say, "let's blow this Popsicle stand". Some that I use the most:"Chafes my knickers""Holy Moses on a Poptart""Who forgot to dry their underpan… (View Post)

The idea of bridal party meetings is beyond me. Unless by "meeting" you mean boozing. And apparently you live in the prohibition era where you can't just go our for drinks with friends. (View Post)

I am also judging myself for getting the cheapest hair bands possible. Everytime they snap I just have to say, "well, self- stop being a cheap bitch." (View Post)

I judge myself for baking bread rather than studying. I am pre-judging myself for eating half of a baguette. (View Post)