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okay, so you indeed do have a leg to stand on. however, if they -- the hosts, mind you -- decide to ignore your response to brunch food, you must decide if this is the hill you want to die on. as you… (View Post)

:: adds to white people dictionary :: hilljack = hillbillyfrischs = big boy (View Post)

that or if you have particularly hairy boobs. (View Post)

my psychotic ex ran into some of my friends at a bar. his pathetic self followed them around and asked for info about me. i got a drunken phone call from one friend who was laughing about all the stu… (View Post)