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All of this ^. Being worried a stranger might catch the bouquet, there's a new one. Pretty Princess Day indeed. (View Post)

I hire celebrities as my man servants. Ryan Gosling is currently typing for me, while Robert Downey Jr hand feeds me cronuts, imported direct from New York. I'm trying to decide who should get to pu… (View Post)

We ran out of toilet paper so now we're just using Benjamins. I don't mingle at the grocery store with commoners. (View Post)

wow. I love how he considers women's bodies to be works of art created by god, not to be marred by tattoos and piercings yet then blabs on and on about how the woman must meet his non-fat, non-short,… (View Post)

Just make sure you are very clear with your servers and management (just FYI, as someone in the industry, waitress/waiter isn't really a term that is used anymore) about what is hosted. Also you migh… (View Post)