Ooh so that means that it's not ruining the sanctity of marriage for same-sex couples to get married right? Because that's just the legal parts with benefits. And it doesn't even matter. (View Post)
I would decline the fuck out of this wedding, but if you're going, I think your dish is fine as a gift. And don't make more just because you feel bad. It will be their own fault and embarassing for t… (View Post)
A girl I know once said girl if you see me running, you better run too because a fucking zombie or some shit is after me. I was like YES ME TOO. I'll run a bit but only if I know a mimosa is waiting … (View Post)
I really can't say anything better than this, and also it's awkward to force anyone to show affection to any other person. So nope on all of that. (View Post)