I grew up in a trailer. Granted, it was my trailer on the set of filming Hannah Montana, but it was a trailer park. Good thing my dad's mullet protected us. (View Post)
And apparently Frosty the Snowman is a child rapist, too? I mean, it took them yelling "stop" for him to actually stop. He wanted to have fun with those kids before he lost his boner. Frost… (View Post)
Am I the only one who wants to borrow a friend's kid, get the kid sugared up, and turn the kid loose at OPs wedding just to see how apeshit she goes during the ceremony? (View Post)