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If he's gay, you should buy him a bright pink purse instead of a wallet to buy into the stereotypes. Because apparently gay men don't carry wallets like straight men do. (View Post)

People say I shouldn't have kids. I'm still not sure why... (View Post)

Your man needs to relax. Make him a martini, give him a blow job, and tell him to keep his friends as they are. (View Post)

Is this place where you lost your virginity or something? (View Post)

OP, are you seriously paying $1200 for your elopement? Fuck, call me and I'll get ordained and do your wedding for $200. I'll even give you a foam finger as a wedding gift. This place is charging you… (View Post)