Uneven sides are not even slightly weird! I have a symmetry loving FI and I explained it to him like this, "I'd be more than happy to make sure the floral arrangements at the altar are even and … (View Post)
I raise my glass to you for opting to have your ceremony and reception on the same day. :) Also, FWIW, I understand your apprehensions about having your ceremony in front of a crowd. Some good frien… (View Post)
To the bolded: Well now I do think you've actually made a couple points that others can benefit from. "Most invitees are morons..." Yes, that is EXACTLY the message you will send to all of… (View Post)