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Black tie... back yard... porta potty.... Excuse me *leaves to get holy water and fire* (View Post)

Way way too long. An hour tops of standing around like a schmuck, or I'm gone. (View Post)

****quote**** I'd agree if she had flipped her shit and stormed out in a hail of name-calling, but she seems pretty set on justifying her weird issue with controlling people. I wouldn't be surprised … (View Post)

Don't go. I have no idea how distant cousin = mandatory attendance. Worst case scenario, you broke your hair or somesuch, so sorry you can't go. (View Post)

Am I the only one who'd rent that huge house, then kick out the family and use it for a new room to screw in every day of my honeymoon? Like, forget alcohol, the most offensive part of this is honeym… (View Post)