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None of your long pissy post makes you look like less of an awful human being who won't even buy her mom a lunch. WTF dude. You can't be for real. Your poor mother. (View Post)

There's really no way of hiding something this rude. That's like asking how to fart in someone's face and have them smile about it and be excited. You're being rude so you can stroke your own ego and… (View Post)

I didn't want kids until I hit about 26. Then my bio clock started shrieking at me like a banshee. Luckily I was able to ignore it for 5 years, but alas it caught up with me at last. I kind of think … (View Post)

Drugs of any kind make for a weird and tacky wedding theme. Like, who would want a Xanex wedding? Or a Viagra one? Weird. (View Post)

Congrats! And yeah, the pill is only 99% effective because of user error. Even missing one pill can let your body stealth ovulate. (View Post)