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Congrats! And yeah, the pill is only 99% effective because of user error. Even missing one pill can let your body stealth ovulate. (View Post)

I'd rather stab myself in the eye than treat my mother so poorly. You aren't even willing to buy her lunch after she hauls your entitled ass to Hawaii? Woooooow. Just, wow. (View Post)

A dress is a super shitty reason to trash a friendship over, OP. Get ahold of yourself, your wedding isn't a tool for revenge over stupid shit like this. (View Post)

*yawn* OP, please make your MUD more interesting than just posing as a dumb girl who is too mentally incompetent to plan her wedding without her mommy to do it for her. (View Post)

It amuses the hell out of me that the OP has picked such a random and trivial thing to go to war over. Hey, pro tip: not a single person going to your wedding gives a shit if BMs have matching makeup… (View Post)