Well, this probably answers the question I just asked on Budget Weddings, about why the wedding party was leaving at 3:30 for the reception, but the guests weren't leaving till 4:30. I hope I'm wrong… (View Post)
Yes, knock off the crap about "according to the Knot natives....."Go out and buy a book of etiquette. We don't sit around and make this shit up. It isn't etiquette according to the Knot &qu… (View Post)
Just spit on her shoes when she comes in. Then have her hold a big sign that says NOT REALLY FAMILY. UNWORTHY. We want no confusion here. Designate the back row as The Row of Shame. All the spitty sh… (View Post)
Ohmygod! This is the best toaster ever! And the sister says it like it's bad thing?!!! That is proof of her wrong-thinkingness! Best thing I've seen on the Knot all day! Somewhere in the Room of Requ… (View Post)