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The funniest thing about the spoon is that everything else is so artfully arranged that the spoon in the champagne was probably a deliberate design decision on someone's part. "Yes, almost perfe… (View Post)

I've found a couple of cash registries on websites with this wording, like "we'd love it if you'd give us a suggestion on how to use your gift!" My wise ass would probably say something li… (View Post)

"Bride: I (name), take you (name), to be my lawfully wedded husband. I promise to love you just as much as my American Express card, and I promise to buy you something every once and awhile. I w… (View Post)

I saw pre-attached lace on burlap rolls in Walmart. Right next to the "bride dragging away the groom" cake toppers. So there you go. (View Post)

That's what those suckers are called! I knew I needed to read the books again! ;) (View Post)