I don't give a shit if someone wants to live tweet my wedding. Just don't come shoving your camera into my face when I'm getting ready/saying my vows/eating. That's just rude anytime and also get a c… (View Post)
Our breaking news is rain. And it doesn't even have to fall. It just has to might fall. I've seen reporters stand in puddles and report on the puddle that the slight rain caused. I was in WA once, a… (View Post)
We were so doing that when we had our little cold snap. It could have snowed if it had been colder! Which when you say it out loud, you realize how stupid it sounds because yes, it can snow in cold … (View Post)
I gotta be real. I find wedding ceremonies kind of dull. I went to one wedding with a friend and she kept whispering to me "They need mics I can't hear what they're saying". Really? You nee… (View Post)