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I believe I said "Wait, are you fucking serious?" and then when he nodded went "Oh my fucking god, fucking yes I'll marry you, holy fuck!" and then kissed him and was excitied tot… (View Post)

I totally thought this was going to be about taking a vacation before going to a university. My parents never had a honeymoon. They're still married. So I don't think it's a requirment. (View Post)

I picked the one with the most frosting...it was middle-ish. I always pick whatever has the most frosting. (View Post)

I can see how this ruined Christmas. Kid opens new toy, wants to play with it, parents open it up, Mother discovers dick shaped toy and looses her shit. Mother takes off to social media to dramatical… (View Post)

My man used to wax, his chest hair always grew in weird and patchy. Then he got electrolysis. (View Post)