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OMG This is hilarious. I think my nuva ring just fell out of my "life canal" because I was laughing so hard. I may replace my nuva ring with a bedazzled shower curtain ring because I would … (View Post)

Crisis averted. It turns out my cat just did not like that batch of cat food. I don't know if it was bad lighting but his gums do not seem red at all, today. I saw an ant crawl in his food dish, and … (View Post)

I do not care if other guests wear white at my wedding. I, however, would not wear it to anyone else's wedding. I, even, went shopping with my niece, today, and I showed her several dresses in white … (View Post)

A famous football player gave me $14 for drinks when he owed me $15.75. He gave me $14 and four quarters. I said, "You still owe me money." He said, "Do you know who the fuck I am.&quo… (View Post)

Make sure to use suncreen on your face, chest and arms, EVERY DAY. The most sun damage we have is always on our left side. When You visit countries where they drive on the right, they are more prone … (View Post)