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I think H and I are going to keep trying throughout March. In optimum, conditions, I might have decided to slap a rubber on it, to avoid a December birthday. But, being 36 and having endometriosis, t… (View Post)

I always thought that was "fuck that, fuck you". Lmfao. I am a terrible knottie. (View Post)

My week is pretty fantabulous. I made Roasted tomatillo Chicken Enchiladas for dinner with Jalapeño cheddar cornbread. It turned out pretty amazing. I know this because H kissed me 3 times on the for… (View Post)

-For the love of God, when you drink, every other drink should alternate with a glass of water. -Hangovers are never worth it, stop yourself when you have reached buzzed. -Stop being a doormat. -Stan… (View Post)

Don't breathe for 20 minutes. Best cure for hiccups, although you might be dead. (View Post)