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NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTONS! Yeah. I just was thinking of names and was thinking... hmmm a name everyone would know.... do they know.... And then it hit me. The muffinman. Then I thought of Mongo from Sh… (View Post)

Aw shit. Forgot about that. It's a topical antibiotic, though, like Neosporin. DO you think that matters? I'll be a good girl, tomorrow. What are other gross words, ladies? I am submitting lisp as an… (View Post)

H and I used to work together, many MANY moons ago, at a Mexican Restaurant. He told me that the first time he saw me, he said to himself, "Look at that ass. She makes work pants look sexy. I wi… (View Post)

Okay, I firmly believe you are my honorary triplet after reading this. Lol (View Post)

My doc said it will probably take three months to start ovulating. I remember my sister coming to me, in tears, thinking she couldn't get pregnant. I asked her how long she and her FI had been trying… (View Post)