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Yay! We can let the rotten ones complain to each other. I know how adopted family goes. My Maid of Honor is my sister by choice, I took her last name socially as a pissed off teenager and well, good … (View Post)

*raises hand* I promise I'm not too awful. Little crass, but more on the tacky than rude side. Fully stocked filthy mind, and former bartender. I'm not quite so good at clothes however. I'm willing t… (View Post)

End that relationship now. She doesn't want to act like a grown adult, you don't need that in your life. My family of requirement is flat out awful. Horrible is being kind. And I put up with it for y… (View Post)

Can't play flute either. This one time at band camp..... (View Post)

My Maid of Honor has been my best friend since we bonded over hatred of 6th grade keyboard teacher - we're both best defined as petite (now, she's 4'11"and I'm 5'1") so we couldn't sit with… (View Post)