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And I know the "experts" say to put away seasonally inappropriate clothes and all. Ha. Cue meltdown "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are my unicorn shorts?!?!?! I NEED MY SHO… (View Post)

If anyone is busy clutching pearls and fainting in shock over no alcohol, may I PLEASE take their seat? PLEASE????? Awesome peach drinks, punch and PIE? Yes please. I'm all for desert. I love them al… (View Post)

Oh no, they give all the fucks to fashion rules. It's just their rules are not that of most adults. Trying telling a toddler, no you may not wear sandals in the snow and see how much fuck they give. … (View Post)

I'll rock a sock monkey dress any time a bride lets me. Or is that on the tacky NYE dress? A friend had that from some required wearing, I borrowed it. It's pretty gaudy IRL. Most wedding party dress… (View Post)

Try two toddler girls. As long as everything was covered enough, I did not care one iota. Fine, wear your green plaid shirt with your pink tutu and electric blue leggings and khaki shorts. I didn't u… (View Post)