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All 3 of those would be ugly or hard to wear for me. 1 & 3 are no way with needing a special bra, skirt would hang poorly with my non existent butt and my runner thighs would be a joke with the t… (View Post)

I do not dance much once I've had a drink or two. I'm a klutz as is, dancing in heels while buzzed will end up with me breaking something. I've been to a number of events with no alcohol. I had fun, … (View Post)

Newborns look like a cross between a fish and a grumpy old man who likes to shake his cane at those who so much as look at his grass. I still want one. (View Post)

Uppababy Vista. You can usually find it as a combo with the Mesa. Stroller has bassinet and toddler seat. Under $900. Stroller is damn awesome. Use from birth to 4-5. Worth the $900. (View Post)

I may not have much of one, but when I hear the meltdown over baby having a sex change in utero, I am going to laugh my ass off. (View Post)