ARGH!!!!!!!!!
Coworker just got married in an ombre chevron burlap mess. So she feels the need to try to improve my wedding.
1 - You are not invited. No coworker is. Shove it. You did the break room invite, we are going small and private.
2 - I don't talk about my wedding because it's not everyone's life. Deal.
3 - My name is bad enough. Trust me. I've spent my life going yes it's my name. Since my first name is now crazy geeked out, DF's last name makes it a billion times worse. As in makes my stupid middle name of Valkyrie perfectly normal.
4 - As such, DF is taking my last name. Because he can.
5 - Yes it's a dry wedding. We're adult enough to have a good party without keg stands.
6 - My MOH is an adult. I trust she can pick a suitable dress in black. I don't care further.
7 - Yes, my hair will have it's normal colored streaks. Because I like them.
8 - I am not using aqua, sorry "Tiffany blue", chevrons, burlap or any other stupid pintrest ideas.