"I don't effing care what you want, this is my day and I want things MY way." - a quote from one of my bridesmaids.
Backstory:
My bridesmaids are all different shapes and sizes, from 250 lbs and 5'3 to a 6'3 beanpole. Finding a dress for everyone is going to be complicated, we all know it. So we decided to start looking at dresses see what styles suit which people, price them out, that kind of thing. No one said anything about buying.
"I can't afford it a dress right now. It'll have to wait til march after my trip to Thailand." Okay, trip to Thailand. Super cool, but we rally can't wait til march to buy a dress if the weddings in April. How about I front you the money? "No. We're waiting til march." Well... Everyone else wants to start shopping now so if they all want to buy a dress within the next few months, we'll find a way to make it work for you, whether it's me putting up the money or something else. "Omg love islander, you're being so selfish right now. I'm out for dinner at (insert incredibly expensive restaurant here) so I don't have time for your bullshit. This isn't all about you." I'm sorry, didn't mean to interrupt dinner. Let me know how I can help make things work. "You know what loveislouder. We're waiting til march, I just told you that. The other girls will have to deal with it. I don't effing care what you want this is my day and I want things my way!"
Insert loveislouder tears.
ETA: I promise I'm trying, TK refuses to give my paragraphs back.