The day before my wedding, FI hit a baby moose with the car because he wasn't paying attention and we got out to see if it was okay and it was dead. So he was like "we gotta get out of here" and we somehow managed to escape getting a huge fine or whatever happens when you kill and endangered animal.
Then we get to the resort the wedding is at (it's not at a resort in real life, lol) and I guess I had planned a spa day for my sisters. So I spent all of the spa day attempting to exorcise some lady from the resort, then I eventually ended up killing her because we couldn't get the evil out of her. She stuck a toothpick in my hand! OW
Then I went on to be married and it was all good. WTF brain