Post Secret Rejects

arbolita

Here's a look at some of the secrets that weren't good enough to make it to the site this week.  Most likely they were similar to another secret received that day, isn't really a "secret" or there just wasn't enough room to post it that day. 

Now, if anyone can tell me what this first secret means, I'll be indebted to you:


































Also?  Try not to be so obvious with your fake secrets next time:

crfische

I want to....climb the mountain?

And the facebook one, is that a defriending disgust?

mandysmear

I can't make out what the facebook one says. 

These are awesome!

crfische

I thought it was all day I dream about sports?

katiewhompus

I want to step on someone maybe?

Nebb

I recognize the fat brides one, did you post that the other day on here?

crfische

I would SOCK you?

Nebb

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[QUOTE]I thought it was all day I dream about sports?
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]
You OBVIOUSLY werent a Korn fan in the 90s

kimheartsscott

Or maybe they are confused and thought they were showing Nike, just do it.  I'm going with they are horny.

jessjo04

I would dream about sports all day?

crfische

I also was not a Korn fan...well...ever.

crfische

Well, she did clear up that we aren't ALLLLL bitches. She likes SOME of us.

Some of us get a tall beer, and others will go drink Bud Light and pay for it.

jessjo04

*crosses fingers* Hope the rich girl likes me! I'd feel so much better than you guys!

alixzafiris

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[QUOTE]Well, she did clear up that we aren't ALLLLL bitches. She likes SOME of us. Some of us get a tall beer, and others will go drink Bud Light and pay for it.
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

Can we pay not to drink it? Or Miller Lite for that matter? Schit's like watered down mud.

sarabellam

Meh, my family money is in oil. Does that make me better than Miller Lite girl?

thesuninherhead

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Post Secret Rejects : You OBVIOUSLY werent a Korn fan in the 90s
<p>Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]</p><p> </p><p>haha, I remember loving this song and being terrified that God would disown me because of it! </p>

crfische

But but but...I LOVE bud light.

You are my bud light,
My only bud light.
You make me happppy when skies are gray!
You'll never know BEER how much I love you.
Please don't take my bud light awaaaaaay.

alixzafiris

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[QUOTE]Meh, my family money is in oil. Does that make me better than Miller Lite girl?
Posted by sarabellam[/QUOTE]

I'd rather drink  oil than Miller Lite...does that answer your question? ;)

kimheartsscott

My dad won the lottery once.  Does that make me cooler than her because my daddy had to do absolutely no work at all?

thesuninherhead

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[QUOTE]But but but...I LOVE bud light. You are my bud light, My only bud light. You make me happppy when skies are gray! You'll never know BEER how much I love you. Please don't take my bud light awaaaaaay.
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]
<p> </p><p>Another famous Fische poem. Masterpiece! </p>

alixzafiris

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[QUOTE]But but but...I LOVE bud light. You are my bud light, My only bud light. You make me happppy when skies are gray! You'll never know BEER how much I love you. Please don't take my bud light awaaaaaay.
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

*shakes head*

sarabellam

Me too, Alix, me too.

And kim, no work is WAY cooler than having to work for a fortune. Any time. Oh, wait, was it a scratch-off? Because that negates the coolness factor.

kate51485

So, is Miller girl from Wisconsin?

jessjo04

I'm heiress to the family lawnmower fortune. So there.

mandysmear

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[QUOTE]I'm heiress to the family lawnmower fortune. So there.
Posted by jessjo04[/QUOTE]

::snort::

kimheartsscott

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[QUOTE]Me too, Alix, me too. And kim, no work is WAY cooler than having to work for a fortune. Any time. Oh, wait, was it a scratch-off? Because that negates the coolness factor.
Posted by sarabellam[/QUOTE]

Totally not a scratch off.  But, he didn't match ALL the numbers, just enough to get him a nice chunk of change.  Does that ruin it?  Because if it helps, I too am from Wisconsin.

sarabellam

I'm no judge of coolness, but I think the coolness depends on how many teeth he still has in his head.

salt78

People who brag about having lots of money make me laugh. 

shellydiane820

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[QUOTE]People who brag about having lots of money make me laugh. 
Posted by salt78[/QUOTE]
you and me...same page.

squirrly

Some people have a lot of rage aimed at the board.  I'm going to guess that they're the people we generally perceive as sounding entitled.  Most of the angry ones still just really seem like they want to "fit in" here better.  

And, I completely do NOT understand marrying your FI if any of these are true:  1) you don't love him; 2) you do or might love someone else; 3) he abuses you; 4) you have cheated on him.

Those would all be deal-breakers for me.  And I wish the KPS posters wanted better for themselves than to allow that to happen.

jasmineh7777

The one about working in a woman's shelter and getting turned on by their rape stories really, really bothers me. That just seems so...inappropriate? I don't know if have the words for that.