So I just received the invite for a cousin's wedding next month. It's for a 6 o'clock wedding. I immediately thought, "Hmm.. 6 o'clock is typically considered formal... I didn't realize she could afford that." Now before I come off sounding like a complete bitch, let me tell you a little about my cousin. She'll be 22 in September, she has 3 children, ages 3, 2, and just under 1 (she apparently didn't listen to the doctor's recommendation to wait 6 weeks). She proudly makes it known that she relies on government assistance to get by. Cool, it's there for a reason, but this is why I made the assumption that hosting a formal wedding would be a little out of price range. So I call up my mom, and say, "Sooo.. just got cousin's wedding invitation. 6 pm wedding? Really?"
Mom: "Oh yeah, but she isn't serving food. She says she 'can't afford to feed all those people'."
ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME.
Edited because bad etiquette makes me have bad typos.