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Just knocking up wifey (tmi obviously)

VulgarGirlVulgarGirl member
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edited December 2014 in Chit Chat
Our first night of trying!!!

Btw...sperm is kinda gross. God bless you gals for dealing with it on the regular.

We're also enjoying cherry slushies. Booze in mine. She wasn't interested but keeps stealing sips from mine.

What's everyone else up to tonight?
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    bethsmilesbethsmiles member
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    Woo hoo! Good luck!

    Also, cherry slushies sounds awesome right now.


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    bride2b71614bride2b71614 member
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    Good luck! 
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    mrstrevor15mrstrevor15 member
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    that stuff is kind of icky though lol
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    mikenbergermikenberger member
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    Its a dirty job, but I mean penises are not the prettiest thing either so fairly certain gold wasn't going to come flying out of there :) And someone's gotta do...them.

    I'm trying to force myself to go to sleep bc I have to be up at 3:45 to catch a flight home. Current time is 9:50. I'm fucking doomed.


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    theartistformerlyknownastheartistformerlyknownas member
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    I'm so excited for you to make a little BabyInk! 

    We might be up to the same thing. We'll see. :-p
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    SBminiSBmini member
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    Yeah, semen is pretty gross
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    slothiegalslothiegal member
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    Yay good luck!  I want a BabyInk in the world!
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    wrigleyvillewrigleyville member
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    Yaaaaayyy! Good luck!
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    steph861steph861 member
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    pinkrevenge said:

    I feel like there are a million more smegma jokes that should be happening here.

    Oh my God, that word. I will never not find that word hilarious.
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    themuffinman16themuffinman16 member
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    I am trying to get knocked up, too. If I am not pregnant yet, then my tits have some apologizing to do. They are KILLING me.

    Good luck knocking up the Missus, Magicink!
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    larrygagalarrygaga member
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    edited December 2014
    wrigleyville said:
    Ok, so now I'm all intrigued, and I keep getting the "sperm bank" episode of "Golden Girls" in my head.

    Are you using a friend's sperm, or did you go to a sperm store?

    If that's too personal, I apologize. Feel free to tell me to smeg off. (No pun intended.)
    I also would like to know this. Did you use a turkey baster? My friends surrogate used a friend's sperm and a turkey baster. It was successful.

    I know you probably didn't use a turkey baster. 

    Congrats!!
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    Wegl13Wegl13 member
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    I'm going to go ahead and admit to also being on the nosy and inappropriately curious bus. Good luck fo sho and may I suggest- if you get frustrated in your quest, beware the bump boards. So many rules. So many.
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    doeydodoeydo member
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    edited December 2014
    L Word Spolier**      
    On the L Word when Bette and Tina were making a baby, Bette had a little syringe thingy and she inserted the semen into Tina when they were having sexy times.  Apparently if you are relaxed and enjoying it it might be more likely to work.  
    ETA Congrats and have fun ;)
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    jenna8984jenna8984 member
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    Good luck!!

    Dude the worst is when semen gets wet...like if you do it in the shower and get a load on your chest. Once you get that in the water it turns into sticky sticky sticky hard to wipe off. Obviously soap does the job but just water alone makes it worse!

                                                                     

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    climbingsingleclimbingsingle member
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    Good luck! And yeah, sperms is the icks. 
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    wandajune6wandajune6 member
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    Good luck!

    It is nasty stuff...
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    theycallmelinztheycallmelinz member
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    I'm glad someone else got curious and asked how you guys were doing this. I'm curious too about the process of it. Of course, if it's none of our beeswax you can certainly say that :) 

    Good luck!!
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    KatieinBklnKatieinBkln member
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    GIT IT, Mamma!

    And yes. Sperm is the Thing of Which We Do Not Speak.
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    This baby knows exactly how I feel
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    ashley8918ashley8918 member
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    Sending all the magical woowoo baby thoughts I can muster. Good luck!
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    carrie0924carrie0924 member
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    GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!
    And since we're all giving opinions, I feel fairly neutral about semen. Just not on my face or my hair without me telling you that's okay first. If I'm about to shower, I don't care where it lands. If I've just done my hair, I don't want you to ruin it! ;)
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    lovedrynlovedryn member
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    Yay! Good luck with the babyink! I'm so excited for you ladies!
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    FutureMrsN3312FutureMrsN3312 member
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    Yay!!!! Good Luck!!!!!

    Fingers crossed for you! <3
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    InkdancerInkdancer member
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    I am so excited for you! You will be great moms. <3
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    FutureMrsN3312FutureMrsN3312 member
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    This is so awesome to me!!!  You guys are going to be such cool moms!


    I'm sitting at my desk tearing up.  Wait till the crazy lady prego hormones kick in.:)
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