I just realized this post hasn't been started yet.
WTF is up with my 2 year old coloring on the CARPET with a bright orange crayon? Where the heck did she get a bright orange crayon and why couldn't she color on the WALLS like every other kid - which I could fix with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser?!?!?!? How the (bleep) do you get crayon out of a carpet? BAH!