Ways to make sure he'll never propose....

mzm153

Just for fun, think about what to say to make sure he'll never propose, even better.... dump you! I'll start:
#1 "The guy I really liked is not available, that's why I'm with you instead"

SeaTea02

"I want a 3ct. ring and if you propose with anything less I will say no!"

Actually, he would prob do it, he would just be saving up for a while after college and delay our "time line"

Elle1036

3.  "I can't wait to get married so I don't have to have sex anymore."

motoLyn

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[QUOTE]3.  "I can't wait to get married so I don't have to have sex anymore."
Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]

If I was a guy I definitely dump you.  Hehehehe

How about:

I can't wait for you to meet my  7 furbabies, they all sleep in the bed with me.  I hope you don't mind.

desertsun

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ways to make sure he'll never propose.... : If I was a guy I definitely dump you.  Hehehehe <strong>How about: I can't wait for you to meet my  7 furbabies, they all sleep in the bed with me.  I hope you don't mind.</strong>
Posted by motoLyn[/QUOTE]

For the HIMYM fans on the board, this totally made me think of Robin in the first season with all her dogs.

And then I thought...WTF happened to all her dogs? I can't remember if they ever addressed that?

Elle1036

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ways to make sure he'll never propose.... : For the HIMYM fans on the board, this totally made me think of Robin in the first season with all her dogs. And then I thought...WTF happened to all her dogs? I can't remember if they ever addressed that?
Posted by desertsun[/QUOTE]

She sent them to live with her Aunt (or somebody) when she and Ted were moving in together.

ETA:  I remember something about the dogs making Ted insecure because they were gifts from her old boyfriends.

desertsun

Oh, and how about, "You're okay with brotherhusbands, right?"

jemmini6

The classic.... "either we get married or break up"

(if ever given that ultimatum, the answer should ALWAYS be the latter)

sunshineboots

"I told my ex it was ok if he moves in with us" hahaha

CASK85

For my BF it would be "I've always dreamed of living in mid-town Manhattan and I won't live anywhere else" 

(not that he doesn't like NYC, but he'd die w/o the Rockies) 

For any generic BF: "I just don't think it matters what I look like once I get married. I'm going to get fat and stop having sex with you too. . . it is too much work."

citygirllovescountryboy

"So you are cool with living with my parents for atleast a good year right? They aren't ready to cut the cord yet. Plus they want to get to know you better."

coastiegrl25

"I can't wait till we get married! I'm going to dress you up everyday!, Oh and don't worry about sex, I don't want you to be too tired to go to work!"

CASK85

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[QUOTE]"I can't wait till we get married!<strong> I'm going to dress you up everyday!</strong>, Oh and don't worry about sex, I don't want you to be too tired to go to work!"
Posted by coastiegrl25[/QUOTE]
That is just plain creepy. . . I'm thinking of heading for the hills away from you Coastie :-P

loves2shop4shoes

"I'm pregnant.  It's your baby...I think."

fraycou

"when we are married you will help take the cats to the pet psychic, right?" 

calindi

"Ugh, I hate shaving!  I can't wait until we're married so I can stop... it'll be such a relief to not be bothered with my appearance anymore!  No more razor, no more waxing, no more makeup.  It'll be awesome!"

rxjen

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[QUOTE]"Ugh, I hate shaving!  I can't wait until we're married so I can stop... it'll be such a relief to not be bothered with my appearance anymore!  No more razor, no more waxing, no more makeup.  It'll be awesome!"
Posted by calindi[/QUOTE]

This really made me laugh histerically!!! The other day Fi was rubbing my left leg and all of a sudden he said : "you are turning viking on me!" I realized that I had shaved my right leg and forgot to shave the left leg.....lol

CFar13

"Once we're married I'm the only friend you need. I don't want you talking to anyone else."

mellimel19

I can't wait till we get married so I'll never have to exercise again!

citygirllovescountryboy

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ways to make sure he'll never propose.... : This really made me laugh histerically!!! The other day Fi was rubbing my left leg and all of a sudden he said : "you are turning viking on me!" <strong>I realized that I had shaved my right leg and forgot to shave the left leg.....lol
</strong>Posted by rxjen[/QUOTE/]

This so sounds like something I would do. Glad I am not the only forgetful lady around here. LOL

heyimbren

"...does Princess Sophia want to come out and play...? rawrrr "

Please tell me I'm not the only one on here who loves that movie.

Elle1036

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[QUOTE]"...does Princess Sophia want to come out and play...? rawrrr ;)" Please tell me I'm not the only one on here who loves that movie.
Posted by heyimbren[/QUOTE]

Krull the Warrior King!

coastiegrl25

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ways to make sure he'll never propose.... : That is just plain creepy. . . I'm thinking of heading for the hills away from you Coastie :-P
Posted by cschiano[/QUOTE]


I'm late getting to this so idk if you'll come back to this or not, but I had to say it. It is something that he would HATE.  He always mentions how he is so glad I don't always critique what he wears and such.  He had an ex who used to try and control his clothing all the time and hated how he wore boots all the time lol.