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I'M FREE!!

The debil lady and her husband are gone adn I can't stop smiling! This rocks. Have I missed anything exciting the past few days? Any new sayings or inside jokes? Or should I just make the time to go do my homework?
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Re: I'M FREE!!

  • No one cares because there are no good sis/Fenton stories to tell.  You let everyone down.
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • Ha! You're shady. Pretending you wanted to come over and shop for jewelry. I saw right through you. Fenton - I just couldn't risk bringing you together. Sorry.
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  • The only new expression is when somebody has the opportunity to make two parts of their worlds collide resulting in a super dramatic cornucopia of awesome, but she "doesn't risk it."  We call that Pulling a Christin.
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  • That's fine Groomz. I was just so freakin exhausted by Monday. I was all about avoiding the drama. Not to mention my sister has no interest in meeting or hanging out with any of my friends. When I wanted to invite my friend Katie to meet us for drinks I got a big old stinkface. "I'm never here! Don't you just want to hang out with me?" Ummmm, no. Not at all.
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  • I heard that ChristinS is the new JillianAshley6
  • I'm happy that you're happy but could you please answer my effing page from yesterdday?  I need direction here.tia
  • But your sister not wanting to do it would be half the fun!  Why have you robbed me of my dream!  It's unpatriotic!
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • Cause I'm a crappy friend. You can hold this against me for as long as you like.
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