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Re: Can't blame a guy for tryin

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    my only reaction... hand, meet forehead.

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    See, he messsed up by going to Chase, he should have just gone to Amscot, I'm sure they'd have cashed it with just a drivers license and pay stub.

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    Note to self: If you're going to try to cash a $360 billion check, leave the weed and gun at home.
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    [QUOTE]See, he messsed up by going to Chase, he should have just gone to Amscot, I'm sure they'd have cashed it with just a drivers license and pay stub.
    Posted by vegasgroom[/QUOTE]

    Hmm good to know... :)
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    Wooooooooooow.
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    LOL what I find so amusing about this is the amount. I mean cmon dude. If you want to pass a fake check at least don't be too greedy about it. Even 3 Billion would have left him set for life. :-P

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    Haha, I wonder what the thought process would be like that convinces someone they could actually cash a 360 billion dollar check.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cant-blame-guy-tryin?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:242397a1-edcb-42bd-b1b0-75500545225cPost:a3f193f1-2b2f-44ef-88d2-454bee1622e3">Re: Can't blame a guy for tryin</a>:
    [QUOTE]I'm surprised he a.knew how many zeros to put into 360 billion and b.could fit them on a check. JennaTwin, you don't always carry your weed and illegal weapon when you're trying to pass a hot check?  They go everywhere with me.
    Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

    No girl, I usually keep the Mary Jane in the trunk of my car with the rest of my gang paraphernalia, but my gun is always holstered to my ankle. Even in the summer when I'm wearing shorts.
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    [QUOTE]*double face palm* That's just about as bad as <strong>this article</strong>. Linkity <--
    Posted by kpwedkk[/QUOTE]

    "She was unable to explain why there was a live tiger in the bag".  Really?  If I were toting around a live tiger, I would have a darn good excuse.
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    [QUOTE]Haha, I wonder what the thought process would be like that convinces someone they could actually cash a 360 billion dollar check.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]


    AATB- I am guessing not much of one :)

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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cant-blame-guy-tryin?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:242397a1-edcb-42bd-b1b0-75500545225cPost:cd51f289-0ee7-413f-b587-5e6e2bd25b11">Re: Can't blame a guy for tryin</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Can't blame a guy for tryin : No, give the weed to the bank teller, then when she/he is high, point the gun at her/him. High people are usually pacifists, and the teller probably wouldn't know what was going on anyway. Cash in on the billions and get the fuuck outta Dodge.
    Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

    Yeah but then etiquette dictates you take the teller out for McDonald's afterwards, what with the munchies and all.
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    Ha, Jenna.  I bet your gun is strapped to your ankle in your siggy pic, too.
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    edited September 2010
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cant-blame-guy-tryin?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:242397a1-edcb-42bd-b1b0-75500545225cPost:b69378bb-ff84-45a7-9c5c-356482fce919">Re: Can't blame a guy for tryin</a>:
    [QUOTE]Haha, I wonder what the thought process would be like that convinces someone they could actually cash a 360 billion dollar check.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]


    No concept of reality.

    DH tried to write himself a check for $8,000 to move it over into another account.  The bank couldn't even cash that.  They said they could but it would clean them out for the rest of the day. 
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    Haha I thought I remembered this article, and I thought "someone tried that AGAIN?" But then I looked at the date, I feel fairly certain its the same news story I heard about before.
    It blows my mind that he seriously thought that was going to work.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Can't blame a guy for tryin : "She was unable to explain why there was a live tiger in the bag".  Really?  If I were toting around a live tiger, I would have a darn good excuse.
    Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]

    I love how she filled the bag with stuffed tiger toys.  "This will totally throw them off.  They won't even know which one is ALIVE."
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Can't blame a guy for tryin : No girl, I usually keep the Mary Jane in the trunk of my car with the rest of my gang paraphernalia, but my gun is always holstered to my ankle. Even in the summer when I'm wearing shorts.
    Posted by JennaV26[/QUOTE]
    That's a good look. 

    My favorite part about the tiger story is that he was thrown in with a bunch of stuffed tigers.  I'd like to think that there was a dual purpose here--camoflauge and snuggle buddies, in case he got lonely on the trip.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Can't blame a guy for tryin : I love how she filled the bag with stuffed tiger toys.  "This will totally throw them off.  They won't even know which one is ALIVE."
    Posted by marriedfilingjointly[/QUOTE]

    I lol'd, so hard.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Can't blame a guy for tryin : AATB- I am guessing not much of one :)
    Posted by Starmusica[/QUOTE]

    I actually wish I was that optimistic.  Like hey if I take this check with this insane amount to the bank, they'll give me money!  ZOMG!

    Life would be so much simpler. ...or infinitely more complicated
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    edited September 2010
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cant-blame-guy-tryin?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:242397a1-edcb-42bd-b1b0-75500545225cPost:1b667e8b-3316-4a22-8297-e4867dea8eff">Re: Can't blame a guy for tryin</a>:
    [QUOTE]*double face palm* That's just about as bad as this article. Linkity <--
    Posted by kpwedkk[/QUOTE]

    hahahahaha this is my favorite quote of the entire article:

    "We applaud all the agencies that came together to uncover this brazen smuggling attempt,"

    I mean really, how hard is it to uncover the smuggling of a live tiger through airport security when there are X-Rays involved?? I also feel like the woman was taking a note from Hangover by sedating the tiger with anti-depressants.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Can't blame a guy for tryin : I love how she filled the bag with stuffed tiger toys.  "This will totally throw them off.  They won't even know which one is ALIVE."
    Posted by marriedfilingjointly[/QUOTE]

    But the poor kitty got x-rayed.  That would really stop the luggage conveyor belt when the screener saw a tiger skeleton.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cant-blame-guy-tryin?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:242397a1-edcb-42bd-b1b0-75500545225cPost:fe197f25-1e90-4fbb-92a8-06b462796825">Re: Can't blame a guy for tryin</a>:
    [QUOTE]Ha, Jenna.  I bet your gun is strapped to your ankle in your siggy pic, too.
    Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]

    That it was. You never know when you're going to have to use it when there's an empty field and a red couch involved.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Can't blame a guy for tryin : I love how she filled the bag with stuffed tiger toys.  "This will totally throw them off.  They won't even know which one is ALIVE."
    Posted by marriedfilingjointly[/QUOTE]

    bahaha! I just read that it a really creepy whisper!
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    Poor tiger!

    And seriously, that other guy was rather over ambitious. How about just $360,000?
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    I did that with my dog in a carry on - she was a puppy at the time, and totally sedated. Freaked the security person in KC out. This was pre-9/11, and she made my dad, who was going to the gate with me, take Holly out of the carrier (Maggie was too big and had to fly as cargo) and carry her through the metal detector. Her eyes were rolled so far back in her head, there was nothing but white showing.

    Lesson learned:  live animals must go through metal detector, NOT xray machine in carrier.
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