I've told a few of you about DH's family members constantly and rudely asking us when we are going to have children and how much it bothers me and how next time I might lose it on someone.
Smug SIL had her babies on Thursday night (they are so cute, btw, and she's doing really well and I'm actually pretty impressed with how she's handling motherhood), so of course we're getting asked.
About 10 of us were standing around in the recovery room when DH's uncle said "you guys are next, so when's it going to be?" He's a real shitstirrer as it is and loves getting under anyone's skin.
I replied, "Actually, I think we're going to wait a few years and let you become a grandpa first."
His daughter's 7. He didn't like that answer.