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You're a hypocrite when...

- you actively disdain bad parenting but your pets are just as bad.

- you whine you can't afford an open bar but then have a huge honeymoon, limos and top notch photographer.

- you want to have a 'green' wedding but you get mad and throw a fit when your floral selection is limited by which flowers are in season locally at the time of your wedding (experienced this the other day).

Re: You're a hypocrite when...

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     - you bash all your friends who are married/engaged/in a serious relationship when they don't want to go out and get crazy with you on a Friday night and whine that we never make time for you even though we try, and the MINUTE you get into a relationship you disappear off of the face of the earth.

    Not that I'm experiencing this with one of my BMs or anything like that.  ::sigh::
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    Is it sad that none of us can really come up with anything that isn't driving related or wedding related.

    So. . . when you believe that living green is the only way to go, yet you cut down every tree in you back yard that obstructs your view of the mountain.  
    Yes this is FI dad and yes he knows it's hypocritical and admitted it.  I wasn't the one that said it first, don't worry I love FFIL
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hypocrite?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c7bb124a-0355-4c57-abcf-cd89b03a1a49Post:adeffe12-8dab-4c1e-8b49-7e7d073242a5">Re: You're a hypocrite when...</a>:
    [QUOTE]Beatles that is just horrible. From my days at Div School I can tell you I saw a LOT of this kind of thing where people with all these high morals did not follow through in real life. People were all holier than though at class and asking me all the time why I didn't attend morning chapel but would be SO rude to me at parties and social events. They would look down on me for living with Mike but would be caught in the bathroom at school making out with their partner? Yeaaaaah.
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    Exactly. I totally respect people's values that they choose to live by, but harshly judging others is not cool, especially when you turn around and do the very thing you chastise others for. Plus, that's just nasty to jerk someone off when there are other people around. ;)



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    "cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
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    ...you go to someone's house for a week long stay, take over their refrigerator with all your organic food, complaining about how expensive it is...and go to Krispy Kreme for doughnuts every other day...not that my mother does this or anything...
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hypocrite?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:c7bb124a-0355-4c57-abcf-cd89b03a1a49Post:d9dbbf23-0974-40f6-be90-d3836f799530">Re: You're a hypocrite when...</a>:
    [QUOTE] - When you buy yourself a nice pair of huge boobs and wear low cut shirts to show them off and then complain that people are only interested in starring at your boobs.
    Posted by JennaV26[/QUOTE]

    LOL! I love it
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    Okay, here's a work-related one (I work in a customer service call center): "I'm not racist, but the black girl at the (restaurant name) in my area was rude to me just because I'm white.  She got all the other customers mad at me and they're all black too.  My safety was threatened because I had to walk to my car in the dark after that and I was sure at least one of these people was going to come after me.  You really need to build a location in one of the nicer neighborhoods around here."

    No joke.  That customer got a big eye-roll (one of the perks of being on the phone and not face-to-face) and a "we'll let the regional manager know."  We know from experience that anyone who calls us and starts with "I'm not a racist, but..." is a big hypocrite and we're in for some BS.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hypocrite?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c7bb124a-0355-4c57-abcf-cd89b03a1a49Post:92f5f93f-b02c-4329-87ae-f65095dd171d">Re: You're a hypocrite when...</a>:
    [QUOTE]Forget the Jesus fish, I saw some on in an actual church van with chidren on it do the texas three step across multiple lanes of traffic, almost hitting every car as it went. - you say people who get married are lame but then complain that you can never find a guy
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]
    I didn't know there was something called the Texas Three Step for driving. What is it? I know what a California Stop is but have always wondered what people in California would call a rolling stop.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hypocrite?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c7bb124a-0355-4c57-abcf-cd89b03a1a49Post:d9dbbf23-0974-40f6-be90-d3836f799530">Re: You're a hypocrite when...</a>:
    [QUOTE] - When you buy yourself a nice pair of huge boobs and wear low cut shirts to show them off and then complain that people are only interested in starring at your boobs.
    Posted by JennaV26[/QUOTE]

    Yes! Or girls who wear those pants with "Juicy" or "Pink" written across the ass, then get all huffy when people look at their bums.

    p.s. Jenna, I love your new pic. You're so pretty. :)



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    Taco cat: Always a palindrome. ALWAYS, okay J&K?

    "cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
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    I've never heard of the "texas 3 step" concept...but I know EXACTLY what it is!!

    ~Houston Bride ('bout to move to Milwaukee, where the drivers are sickeningly nice!!)
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hypocrite?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c7bb124a-0355-4c57-abcf-cd89b03a1a49Post:ea515084-7303-4b5c-942f-ef2b1494b88e">Re: You're a hypocrite when...</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: You're a hypocrite when... : I didn't know there was something called the Texas Three Step for driving. What is it? I know what a California Stop is but have always wondered what people in California would call a rolling stop.
    Posted by erollis[/QUOTE]

    <div>That would be a rolling stop, Bob. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /></div><div>
    </div><div>Or, when you drive down the road with a Baby on Board bumper sticker on your POS Ford Cavalier. No problem, except for the fact that a) it's a convertible, b) you and your car mate are smoking like chimneys and the embers are directed to the back seat, and c) there's a baby strapped into a car seat mounted high enough to expose his little bald to the sun, the embers, and every bug and rock winging by your car. Really?</div>
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