I can't wait to get old

**O-Face**

I hate to get all Blargh on y'all but my gma was in here talking away and mid-word *poot*.  Not even a pause in the sentence, just right on talking.

MinM

I can't wait to get old so I can be mean and wear a wig.

Butter Cookie

I can't wait to get old so I can yell at the upstairs neighbors and they have to at least pretend to give a sht.

**O-Face**

OH!  And she also asked if I was interested in going to a Republican Women's meeting.  I straight up said, "no.".  She didn't seem surprised.

Heffalump

My grandma is like this, but with belching.  She's hard of hearing and doesn't think anyone can hear it.  When my mom calls her on it, my grandma always says, "Oh!  Did you hear that?"

I can't wait until I'm old so I can drive around apparently aimless and bewildered in the middle of the day with absolutely no shame about my horrible driving.

loveshine1

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[QUOTE]My grandma is like this, but with belching.  She's hard of hearing and doesn't think anyone can hear it.  When my mom calls her on it, my grandma always says, "Oh!  Did you hear that?" I can't wait until I'm old so I can drive around apparently aimless and bewildered in the middle of the day with absolutely no shame about my horrible driving.
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This, and I want to be a Snow Bastard. I want to invade South Florida every year from November to April, drive slowly, take up space on the road, eat at all the restaurants so it's impossible to get a table, and generally annoy the college kids.

baconsmom

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[QUOTE]I hate to get all Blargh on y'all but my gma was in here talking away and mid-word *poot*. <strong> Not even a pause in the sentence</strong>, just right on talking.
Posted by **O-Face**[/QUOTE]

<div>It's worse if there's a pause, trust me. H does this. It's awful. </div><div>
</div><div>Oh, but I forgot mine: I can't wait to get old because I'll get to smoke again, and I plan on using a cigarette holder, wearing silk turbans, and drinking martinis at 10 AM. I mean, if I've made it to 70 or so, why not? </div>

**O-Face**

Baconsmama-that sounds like Cruella Deville or some such craziness.

Which, I of course, Love.

baconsmom

That's what I'm going for. I want to be some sort of Grande Dame of oldness, and I want my grandkids to love me because I'm insane and coming to my house is an adventure.

H just plans to die. He's already old: if I gave him a cane and a chair on the porch, he'd spend all day telling kids to get off his lawn. 

loveshine1

I agree, BM. My grandfather is 86, rolls his own cigarettes, drinks scotch and is as healthy as any 86 year old can be. He is borderline diabetic and takes medication for that, but that's due to the fact that he eats 25 pieces of chocolate per day.