All I wanted to do was scan my stupid receipts and some woman was standing over the copier and frowning and sighing. I was really hoping she wouldn't notice me, but too late.
Her: (you have to imagine a really thick NC accent to get the full effect) Do you know what I'm doin' wrong? The copier goes, but the paper don't come out!
Me: Are you scanning, or copying?
Her: Copying!
Me: Oh, because it's set on "scan." That's why you're not getting copies. Push "copy."
Her: [does this, copier spits out copy] Okay, thanks. Now I just have to scan this to my email and I'll get outta your hair. [feeds copy into copier, scans]
Me: [suppressing palm -- /> forehead (mine, not hers)]
�