I'm being persecuted

PMeg819

http://www.cracked.com/article_19808_5-reasons-being-left-handed-screws-you-life.html. I can't win. I'm a woman, I'm left-handed, I'm blonde. I'm a big fat fail.

thatgrrrrl

I'm a woman and a lefty. I'm short... that could work in the trifecta.

mrsconn23

I'm also left handed and a woman.   I'm sure there's something else wrong with me too.

loveshine1

My mother in law is a lefty, and is 4'10" with an ice cream scoop sized chunk taken out of her brain.

You are all ahead of the curve.