What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say today (or this week)?
Here's mine, from today....
Voicemail from student: "Hi Ms. Moody, I'm calling to get my final grade from your class..."
Response: "Hi (insert name here)! I'll be happy to send you your final grade - once you take the final exam that's been waiting for you since February 14."
*bangs head on desk*