Another NWR post: embarrassing moments?

AurorasEnvy · March 2012

So I've been enjoying the NWR posts recently - a nice way to get wedding stuff off the brain, even if only for a few a little bit =]

So, in light of recent events, what are your guys' most embarassing moments in recent memory?

AurorasEnvy · March 2012

I'll go first - might be a little TMI =]

I just finished cleaning our upstairs bathroom...we've been having some issues with our toilet plumbing recently, so to speak. And it just happened to be at one of those least inopportune times where one of our toilets clogged, I tried to unclog it myself, and ended up overflowing it. Obviously toilets never clog with just urine in them. Long story short, I had to leave the mess for FI to fix when he got home from work. We're obviously past the point in our relationship where girls don't have any natural bodily functions, but at the same time we don't make it obvious, either. He was pretty good natured about it, but I was still a little embarassed, esp. when he made a joke about it at premarital counseling. He didn't directly refer to it, just that "some things should just be left for the man to fix!" while smiling. Thank God, because for a minute I thought he was going to tell our pastor what had happened!

mancila60 · March 2012

I too have loved these posts lately! And I know we all said we needed more so I think we should keep the daily NWR posts going.

This wasn't too recent but it's been within the past year or so. This also may be a little TMI. I have acid reflux really bad and usually gets worse with stress. Well before we moved into our house we lived with FMIL for a little while. I woke up one night and just felt really sick from the heartburn. So I ran to the bathroom and just thought I had an upset stomach instead. Well in the middle of all that I did feel the urger to throw up well in the bathroom is only a stand up shower. I got the door open but that was about it. So it ended up on the floor and all over the shower. I tried to clean it up but the shower head doesn't come down so I had a hard time. I ended up having to wake up FI who did clean it up. I was so embarassed and he was okay with it minus the smell. It was horrible but luckily he was a trooper about it. He does tease me about it sometimes but understands I couldn't help it.

EArmond001 · March 2012

Mine could have been alot worse,lol. FI's mom getss on my nerves alot. She's just alot more clingy than my parents and I just don't know how to handle it well. For example, I'll go a whole week with out texting or speaking to my parents (we don't do small talk at all) and FI's mom will text me almost every night just to say good night and I only respond to her good nights about half the time (I know that probably makes me a bad person)

Anyways, FI told me the night before that it was his mom's birthday the next day, but he had said it right before he went to bed so I just wanted to make sure. So I texted him these exact words "You mom's birthday IS today right? I don't want to look like even more of an a$$hole by telling her happy birthday on the wrong day." Except I sent it to his mom... Facepalm. I'm so happy that it was this and not some of the other things I send him lol, but it was still pretty embarassing.

cshoaf1 · March 2012

I had a bad habit of of texting the person I was talking about instead of sending it to the person I intended it to go to. I got myself in trouble once with a roommate I was compalining about. Once you really mess up once, you tend to double check things before you send them.

careydes · March 2012

A friend of mine did that with emails at work. Whoops.

My most recent embarrassing story was when I got pulled over while driving FI and his visiting parents home from dinner (and drinks for them) one night.

I tend to block those embarassing moments out of my memory.. i'll have to see if I can remember any others!

mildlymailyn · March 2012

Ok, once FI and I stayed in a hotel, on the 3rd floor, it was a Friday and I had the day off from work. We are in the middle of something "wink wink" and I kept hearing this strange noise but, clearly, we were busy. Then, when FI was... done, I heard a really loud bang. It turns out, the ENTIRE time we were gettin' busy, there was a GUY WASHING OUR WINDOWS and I figured out the noise was the squeegee! I was mortified! But I tell the story ALL the time!

jennamarie10 · March 2012

Awhile back we were at FI's friends house for a football party. There were 4 or 5 guys there and I was the only girl, but we were swinging through on the way to our house later that night. I had to go to the bathroom really bad but just kept waiting because his friend only has 1 bathroom. Finally I couldn't take it and just went, hoping that no one would go in after me or that my FI would go and not say anything. Welp, 2 seconds after I come out, his best friend goes in and is like "Oh my god, Jenna, what did you do in here?" And comes out gagging. Granted he was trying to be funny, but I was mortified. Obviously I couldn't deny it! Then the guys had a 20 minute conversation on whether girls poop or not and if smells worse than guys. I wanted to die.

norweigan · March 2012

My most recent one was last week. I'm a law clerk (a lawyer (usually new) who schedules for the Judge and does his legal research, as well as acts as a baliff) and I always get really irritated with attorneys who don't read the signs we have posted outside the courtroom that say they should wait in the courtroom for us to call them instead of just walking back into our division. I admit I complain about this all the time, because it is just annoying.
Anyways, I was walking out of the courthouse the other day through the employee exit, totally ignored a sign that said the back room (which the employee exit goes through) is on lockdown, push open the door, and the alarm goes off. Not the best idea to set of the alarm at the courthouse! Oh, did I also mention that not only was a bunch of attorneys that I see every day were right behind me, but a JUDGE was right behind me?
Anyways, the sheriffs, who sit right where we exit, know me, just laughed at me and turned the alarm off. That will make me think twice though when I compain about people not reading signs...

knottieeafa1bb2d69fa208 · March 2012

OK perhaps dumb question but what does NWR stand for?

comeongetdown · March 2012

hahaha I'm loving all the poop stories :-P

Our first Christmas together, FI spends it with me at my family's house. So, we're all sitting on the floor in the living room on Christmas morning. And my dog (who was 5 at the time ~15 lbs chiuaua/dachshund mix and COMPLETELY potty trained, i have NO IDEA how this happened) hops over my lap, then hops over FI's lap but squeezes out a little poop right in his lap mid hop!! WTH, dog?! How does that even happen? I was really embarrassed, and also embarrased for FI because you can't help but laugh and everyone's dying laughing. Good thing FI was a great sport about it, and now it's our funny holiday story :-P

heightdeprived · March 2012

First date with FI... i was incredibly nervous, and when i'm nervous I giggle a lot.. well we were out for coffee, and I passed coffee through my nose... on our first date. He claims to not have seen it but I don't buy it.

mdoyle1217 · March 2012

NWR means Non Wedding Related....

My most embarrassing moment of recent was last month, I was texting my my FI to tell him that I loved him and to see if he was working on his car or not that night...and accidentally texted my ex-husband instead!! I didn't realize it until my FI didn't text me back after awhile and when I checked my phone...realized who I had actually sent it to!! I've been divorced for over 5 years and I had texted my ex earlier that day about when he was coming to get our kids...I don't know how that text got sent to him! Luckily he pretended like it never happened that weekend when he came to pick them up!

mandi921vh · March 2012

While mine isn't a poop story it is about tampons...

I took out my tampon before a shower and didn't flush the toilet because it makes the water freezing cold for at least 5 mins and I always plan to flush after my shower. But I completely forgot and FI opened the lid and was horrified!

I felt horrible and was so embarrassed!

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