Dear....

kevinandmonica2011 · July 2011

I hate to start the week off with one of these, but it's been bugging me...

Dear Wedding Guests,

I put an awful lot of effort into throwing an awesome party for you. I tried my darndest to think of everything under the sun so that you could enjoy a rocking good time.

I also put a lot of effort into my photoshare site (setting it up, creating cards on Vistaprint to pass out, etc). I see that many of you have so graciously taken the time to upload hundreds and hundreds of pictures to Facebook. However, my photoshare site (where I can actually print the pictures from)... remains empty. It is 100x easier to upload pictures to Shutterfly than to Facebook.... why can't you just do that for me? Please?? Now I have to dig all over FB to find pictures I like, save them to my computer and then upload them to my site. It's really annoying.

I think I did a pretty good job feeding you, providing awesome drinks and entertainment... is it really to much to ask to have you upload your pics to my site? Please?

Also, to the guest(s) who felt the need to totally rape my bathroom baskets (yes, I heard they were completely empty by 6pm from other guests)... you suck. I put a lot of effort (and a lot of money) into those things. Buy your own dang tampons, hairspray, breath mints, sewing kit... etc. You are a jerk and if I ever find out who you are (I already have my suspicions) we're going to have words.

Finally, to the uninvited, weasled-your-way-into-my-party-through-my-terrible-BM-and-didn't-even-bother-to-bring-a-gift guests... a month a half later I am still annoyed that you added an enormous amount of money to my bar tab and, no, you will not be receiving a "Thank you" card, so Facebook it all you want. And No, I would not want to come to your wedding if you paid me... so it really doesn't hurt my feelings at all. As a matter of fact, maybe I should just invite myself, drink like a fish, act like a moron and not bother to bring even a measly bottle of wine as a gift. Turds.

Love,
Borderline Wifezilla

DondadaTimes2 · July 2011

Well, b/c you started it. Somethings been bugging me too.

Dear Best Men,

Ive known both of you damn near my whole life. We've never had any problems with each other (with the exception of the time in 1st grade that C walked in on me in the bathroom and rather than leave, tried having a convo with me). In fact P, you and I went to the 8th grade dinner dance with each other. We each grew up and grew apart but never with any negative feelings. In HS you both were Josh's bff. However when we started dating each of you started acting different toward both of us.

P, Josh has had your back through every little thing. Hes bailed your a$$ outta jail, fought 3 drug dealers when your deal went bad and they robbed you at knife point, and has given you a place to stay when you were out on your ass countless times. It still very much bothers me that at our wedding you got high and hammered moments before having to give a speech...one that you failed to write down. It hurt even more that not once did you mention having known me and being a good friend of mine for most our lives.

C, Josh has also been one of the best friends youve ever had. He helped you move all 5 times, picked you up when your g/f dropped you flat on your a$$, he left me in our new home in a neighborhood I knew nothing about for 2 weeks when last min another friend bailed on a job you were supposed to do in Mass. When you got married he spent damn near $1000 on the BP gift, Bach party, tux, etc. We didnt even get a card from you. Not to meantion you disappeared from Joshs bach party to go home and "sleep", later to find out you had a party at your home with other friends. You also failed to mention in your speech having known me and being a friend of mine damn near our whole lives.

More so than what Ive mentioned, both of you went MIA the second we left the reception. Josh has called and called, left messages asking for help, he's asked to chill, and it all falls on deaf ears. I can honestly say you two are the worst friends Josh has ever had. You shouldnt have been honored with the title of Best Men.

Love,
Truely Hurt.

CD2011 · July 2011

Wow, sounds like you both had some pretty crappy people at your weddings. I'm anticipating that this IS going to happen to us too.

Especially with having people in the BP, and then probably not speaking to them again. We are already counting on the fact that at least 1 of the GM will probably be out of our lives after the wedding. If we weren't so nice, we'd probably tell a few people they weren't in it anymore!

kevinandmonica2011 · July 2011

Eh... there's one in every crowd, ya know? I just had to vent for a minute b/c of some dumb stuff I saw on FB.... but all in all it was an amazing night. Even the few bad apples didn't spoil my party. But when I do allow myself to stop and think about it/vent.... look out! I don't think any party (wedding or otherwise) ever goes off without a hitch or some sort of drama.... such is life.

smclardy · July 2011

Dear Coworkers,

I am not perfect. Quit watching every little thing I do and trying to rub my mistakes in my face. Im here for my phd. Why dont you work on your and leave me alone.

Dear Boss,

F#*& you! I work my ass off for you and you have the nerve to tell me I'm not setting a good example for my undergrad because my d***head coworkers lie to you and blame everything on me. Its gettin ridiculous!! And if you say one more time 5 years for a phD is normal and if i have to add on another year since im getting married I will punch you in the face. The wedding is a weekend not a year. If you make me stay any longer than next summer I will quit. I hate this place and these awful toxic people.

Dear Wedding Guest K,

You are a bitch. How dare you assume you are invited to my wedding and then try to guilt trip me into letting your new bf come and your brother and SIL. I know all you want is a free meal and to report back to my evil coworkers. I see right through you.

I thought that would make me feel better...It didnt. Im still stuck in lab with these awful toxic people. : (

acmj11 · July 2011

This has to be a quick one, but I need to vent too...

Dear wedding guests who haven't rsvpd,

You have until Saturday. You might not think it's a big deal, but the reality is I haven't heard from 50% of our guests yet. Seriously, I paid 44 cents for you to send it back. It takes 2 seconds to write your name on it and stick it in an envelope, and drop it in those big blue boxes on street corners! Don't make me call you, I have enough to do!

Waiting Bride

DondadaTimes2 · July 2011

Dear Big Big Boss Lady,

EFFFFFFFF OFF! This heat is killing me. Im so miserably exhausted. It took every fiber of my being to come in today, but I did. In fact I was at work 5 min early! I even pulled every little bit of happiness to the surface and am trying to be very productive. Again, its hot. I picked out the cutest and most comfortable dress I own. A halter dress of sorts. Im not a dress person but its just that hot out. I threw a cute little short sleeve sweater over it so not to bear my shoulders and give you a reason to go ape on us all about the dress code and send me home to change. I have a small chest. Ive always been pretty conservative in my style of dress. So why the HELL are you up my a$$ telling me I need to button my sweater?! This isnt boarding school or boot camp. Get off my back and let me do my job before I tell you where to stick it!

Signed,
Hanging by a thread

raes19 · July 2011

Dear Coworker:

You are the one that gets our office into all these volunteer events. That means YOU should be the one that heads the volunteer tables when we need them. Don't get pissy at me when I say I can't volunteer for the second Friday night in a row because you don't want to do it.

Sincerely,

I Have a Life

Dear....

Re: Dear....

Choose Another Board

Search Boards