okay... I had to laugh at this.
The bridezilla episode on WE that is finishing up right now:
Bride didn't have her dress until 10 minutes before "ceremony" time (mom was late???? Why didn't the bride have her own dress?) ... oh and the bride took another hour to "get ready" even though her hair and makeup was already done.
DJ for the ceremony finally showed up at the time the ceremony was supposed to start... and to boot, he didn't have the right song for her to walk down the isle.
They apparently didn't have a rehearsal because her WP didn't know where to stand ... or if they had a rehearsal, no one cared to follow through with the things the bride wanted as far as where to stand, moving part-way through the ceremony, etc.
One of the BM's busty rack was falling out of the low v-neck dress.the tv people had to blur out her NIPPLE!
The DJ can't seem to get it together ... for the reception either. The DJ called for toasts, and people wanted to give them, but the guests were all up out of their seats (not dancing, I know you would think they were caught on the dance floor or something)... so the guests wouldn't "shut up" (bridezilla's words).
The wedding guests were there to party and could care less about the wedding festivities... although one could understand.
The kicker on top of it all... "ain't nuthin gone raaaaght today. I'm fittin to go."
WOW... I sure have some tips on how NOT to do a wedding.
July 16, Our Wedding Day, is also International Juggling Day!
