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s/o farts and significant others

tawillerstawillers member
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Way back in the beginnig when DH and I were in college and dating, he worked 3rd shift.  I'd stay with him on the weekends because he didn't have to work.

He had a hard time sleeping at night because of his work schedule.  I always tried to stay up with him but ended up passing out on the couch.

One night I was asleep on the couch with my feet in DH's lap while he was watching a movie.  All of a sudden I woke up, startled.  I said, "What was that?"  DH died laughing and said "You just machine-gun farted.  Go back to sleep."

We were MFEO.

Just to clarify - we aren't the people who like farts or try to out-fart each other or anything.  We're just comfortable enough to not be embarassed by them if they happen in each others' presence.
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  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    Ha.  Funny.  H will literally stop and ask if I heard that...yes...I will not clap for your farts.
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  • thatgrrrrlthatgrrrrl member
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    H STILL  hasn't farted in front of me unless it's in his sleep. I've totally blown ass in front of him and still nothing. I'm pretty convinced that his headaches are from holding in his poots.
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  • 6fsn6fsn member
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    That's awesome.

    DH has been a little out of sorts tummy wise lately.  I keep thinking one of the kids has pooed and he has to fess up it was him.
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  • PMeg819PMeg819 member
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    DH woke me up about a week ago with his farts. I made sure to laugh at him in the morning.
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  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    Pmeg, H has done this to me several times. 
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  • Michellea86Michellea86
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_farts-significant-others?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:0bcd36da-ecfd-4749-83e1-3ddac909161ePost:cb76ce7b-8f4c-4a9d-a862-22acf65b2fe1">s/o farts and significant others</a>:
    [QUOTE]Way back in the beginnig when DH and I were in college and dating, he worked 3rd shift.  I'd stay with him on the weekends because he didn't have to work. He had a hard time sleeping at night because of his work schedule.  I always tried to stay up with him but ended up passing out on the couch. One night I was asleep on the couch with my feet in DH's lap while he was watching a movie.  All of a sudden I woke up, startled.  I said, "What was that?"  DH died laughing and said "You just machine-gun farted.  Go back to sleep." We were MFEO. Just to clarify - we aren't the people who like farts or try to out-fart each other or anything.  We're just comfortable enough to not be embarassed by them if they happen in each others' presence.
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    I just read this while at work, and literally LOL'd! Thank you for sharing this, I'm still giggling but trying not to get strange looks from coworkers. LOL
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  • FreeSpirit666FreeSpirit666
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    HAHAHAHHHAH, we share "everything" no shame lol
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