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Vent: Why Does Everything Need a Poem?

bbyckesbbyckes member
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Just an observation, but what's with all the poem requests on the various boards?  I need a cookie bar poem!  I need a guest book poem!   Does anyone have a candy buffet poem?  OMG - stop with all the poems.  Last I heard, you are not Dr. Seuss.  Most of the poems are B.A.D. and juvenile.  I promise your guests will figure out how to sign the guestbook or pick up some cookies and put it in their bag even though you haven't written a poem about how to do it.  Scouts' Honor.

Vent over.
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  • B&B1221B&B1221
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    I really wish I had an awesome response that I could write... poem style!  :-)


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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] member
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    Yeah. Whatever. But now can you help me find a "kids are the devil and need to be locked in the kids room for my special party" poem?

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  • jennylove810jennylove810 member
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    I'm including a cute little poem about how I don't want any boxed gifts at my wedding!  It's going right in the invitation!

    Isn't that a great idea?!?!

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    But there could be, Kiki. There could be.
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  • kikibabykikibaby member
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    ... as long as you're here, my sweet cew.

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    Awww. We should really hug now. Or at the very least, do the robot at each other.
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  • luckyme502luckyme502 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_vent-everything-need-poem?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:64588a58-1f1c-4b49-b2cb-bb275237730cPost:a0da2060-54e7-4e27-9a76-937fdc54c41f">Re: Vent: Why Does Everything Need a Poem?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Vent: Why Does Everything Need a Poem? : Apparently. I tried to fight it at first, but it just drained all of the joy out of me.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    Don't worry I can beat you with my happy stick til it comes back!
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  • CellesCelles member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_vent-everything-need-poem?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:64588a58-1f1c-4b49-b2cb-bb275237730cPost:7379c052-5f81-4cde-b289-00706a198f3d">Re: Vent: Why Does Everything Need a Poem?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Yeah. Whatever. But now can you help me find a "kids are the devil and need to be locked in the kids room for my special party" poem?
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    Come celebrate our special day,
    But lock those hellions far away!
    We've paid a nanny top dollar
    To watch them howl and hoot and hollar
    Neither seen nor heard shall they be
    While we have our wedding in a tree.


    HTH!
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  • fatchunkfatchunk
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    i've been planning my wedding for about 5 months now and this is the first i've heard of wedding poetry! haha, not gonna happen at my wedding. although, a nice poem to read to my mother asking her politely not to be the drunk at my wedding might be lovely :)
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  • suze68suze68 member
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    lol @ Celles !

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