I'm an idiot. This morning I fed Mr. Chubby, put him back in the crib then went downstairs to get breakfast. I opened up the freezer door and a glass fell out. By glass I mean 32 ounce, heavy weight solid glass mug. I ended up cutting my foot open. 12 stitches later...and I'm good as new.
No pics. I guess I could take a pic of the stitches.