Trendy New Bridal Diet

Peledreamsofrain · October 2012

So my new bridal diet approach is apparently to contract food poisoning. Last night I said bye bye to like, the last 5 meals I've eaten. My new fangled diet also does me the favor of keeping me up all night, laying on my bathroom floor. That HAS to be some kind of skin firming treatment right? I'm a freakin genius.

And here I was worried about gaining in my last week. Right now I am suspiciously eyeing my breakfast while it tries to look innocent. This is just the gift that keeps giving.

RockstarWifey0912 · October 2012

I'm sorry but holy crap I have laughed so hard reading this. Feel better!!

LDubHawksFan · October 2012

lol, oh no! Feel better soon!

goatlady12 · October 2012

I always say, "The best diet is the flu!" But, food poisoning works too!

mlperkins12 · October 2012

I'm so sorry you aren't feeling well, but your post was hysterical!

brainybrunette · October 2012

Oh no! I hope you're feeling better soon!

schnugglebug · October 2012

I must go lie on my bathroom floor and see what it does for my skin...

SO SORRY you are sick....GOOD thing you don't have to worry about gaining... but a most unplesant way to do so!...

feel better soon

and you're freken hilarious

bbair89 · October 2012

Oh no!!! Feel better!!

I have a serious phobia of vomiting. It's quite irrational. This is my greatest fear for my wedding day/honeymoon that I will contract a stomach bug or food poisoning and end up sick the whole time. No joke.

mmmendi · October 2012

Ohhhhhh Pele - I am so sorry! I hope it really is just a 24 hour deal and you feel better - and FAST!

Peledreamsofrain · October 2012

Thanks for the well wishes everyone

. I try to amuse myself when I feel terrible, since the other alternative is cursing the universe, and the universe might get offended and hits harder than I do.

My stomach declined my breakfast invitation. In my head it went something like this

"Dearest Pele,

I am deeply touched by your invitation, as I know your time is limited so close to your wedding. However I must respectfully decline breakfast. Please let me know where your bathroom is registered, as I would love to give you a gift.

Sincerely, your stomach."

islandmonkey8 · October 2012

Oh I wish I could be so funny when I feel the way you do! Feel better soon!!

schnugglebug · October 2012

ROFLMAO

to what your stomach has to say to you...

OH POOR YOU DO FEEL BETTER!!!!

achiduck · October 2012

Oh no! I'm sorry you're so sick but that was hilarious!

minionlover · October 2012

This is hysterical. You google "Stomach the Bouncer" and watch that. It totally reminded me you your letter. I would post a link, but I am at work and youtube is forbidden.

Anyway, I hope that you start feeling better soon!!