Phrases that earn you a facepunch

CaliopeSpidrman · February 2010

"It's just hormones"
"It's your day"
"That's just boys being boys"
"Bridezilla"

melissainabq · February 2010

References to grabbing popcorn when there's a flaming about to take place

akhensley81 · February 2010

"We should find wedding invitations that rhyme!"

noisy_penguin · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_phrases-earn-facepunch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1ede6361-d8e4-45ef-9958-15be5857a9d5Post:cec9850a-4e7b-4edc-a04b-7ebc94810adf">Re: Phrases that earn you a facepunch</a>:
[QUOTE]"We should find wedding invitations that rhyme!"
Posted by akhensley81[/QUOTE]

That's something that comes up often enough to warrant being on this list? I am mortified.

shanollee · February 2010

I don't think akhensley understands how this game works

VickiSept2006 · February 2010

The use of "TK" to mean The Knot.

melissainabq · February 2010

Anything Holy _____ Batman

CaliopeSpidrman · February 2010

Sorry akhensley, but you are not going to make it to the final round of Jeopardy.

akhensley81 · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_phrases-earn-facepunch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:1ede6361-d8e4-45ef-9958-15be5857a9d5Post:d698a5a5-ab44-4d0d-a85d-abf03a481caa">Re: Phrases that earn you a facepunch</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Phrases that earn you a facepunch : That's something that comes up often enough to warrant being on this list? I am mortified.
Posted by noisy_penguin[/QUOTE]

My mother is a terror.... first it was the invitations... then the rehearsal dinner invites ("join us for a while, before we walk down the aisle")... and now she's trying to work a rhyme in to my programs. Thank God I'm designing all of these myself!!

akhensley81 · February 2010

And to the rest of you... I'm pretty new to the boards. Enlighten me!

_Fenton · February 2010

Date twins
Siggy challenge (using the phrase and the practice)
All child bride defense related phrases such as "more mature than most people my age"

pdxmouse · February 2010

"you have to pick your battles"

HappyTummy613 · February 2010

Sexy time.

HappyTummy613 · February 2010

Also, drama.

BobLoblaw · February 2010

Snark, Snarky, Snarks, Snarkiest, Sanka.

CaliopeSpidrman · February 2010

Bobthie beat me to it.

Shaki · February 2010

"BM"...

whenever i see that i always think of a bowel movement.lol

2bMrsEAB · February 2010

"I have been through so much"
"You don't know me"
"you must have been picked on in HS"

ootmother2 · February 2010

"that's tacky"

tacky is the most overused word on the knot. Try inappropriate, poor etiquette, rude, or just grab a thesarus and find another word

nyrek · February 2010

"What are you doing to prepare for Uncle TOM?"

Uncle Tom??? You are so stupid I refuse to even respond to this.

CaliopeSpidrman · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_phrases-earn-facepunch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1ede6361-d8e4-45ef-9958-15be5857a9d5Post:ceab4fca-d545-4c54-a98f-8d1bfb7a8002">Re: Phrases that earn you a facepunch</a>:
[QUOTE]"What are you doing to prepare for Uncle TOM?" Uncle Tom??? You are so stupid I refuse to even respond to this.
Posted by nyrek[/QUOTE]

Ummm.....WHAT?

HappyTummy613 · February 2010

I would like to see the explanation for this one.

akhensley81 · February 2010

One. Word. Sentences.

akhensley81 · February 2010

Whoops... "added" before I was done typing... LOL!

"TOM" - all caps is the key. Time Of Month.

*groaning* right along with you, nyrek

Liz4444 · February 2010

new here but would love to throw mine in...
"you look like a princess" or "i want to look like a princess"

yeah, only if he comes with a small country...

HappyTummy613 · February 2010

The only thing better than a menses discussion is a menses discussion that also harkens back to Amercia's racist past.

jnish · February 2010

My friends and family understand that i'm paying for my own wedding and would not be offended by a cash bar. Yeah maybe not to your face!!!
(Just read a post about this and it got under my skin!)

stephanieg2009 · April 2010

Ooh. Bridezilla, definitely.

Also, titles that are shortened to acronyms: MOH, MOB, FMIL, FFIL, FBIL, FI, BM (seriously....who would want to be a bridesmaid and be referred to as something that has the same acronym as "bowel movement"?).

stephanieg2009 · April 2010

I'm sure I'll probably get facepunched for asking this, but what in bloody effing hell is a "siggy challenge"?

(Congrats on getting married on Kauai, by the way....GORGEOUS island!!!)

MeaghanandMichael · April 2010

oh hello 2 months late on this thread... you're annoying.

beatlesgirl25 · April 2010

Aw crap Meg, I didn't notice the previous dates on the OP until your post, and now I'm really disappointed. I thought AFSB had come back to visit and liven up the board.

Stephanieg, this is why you don't revive months old threads. It crushes dreams.

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