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Awkward pg pics!

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Re: Awkward pg pics!

  • Hahaha omg. The tire one is pretty awesome, so is the one where they are both nude (wtf??)
  • whythefuck do you need to be naked just to prove you have a baby bump?!
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    OMG Sookie those ae hilarious! The Christmas card is too much.

    ETA: I never wanted my picture taken when I was pregnant. No belly shots for this woman.
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  • OMG, Dh and I just giggled for a while...too funny!
  • If I ever do this I want the baby photographed after and photoshopped inside of my stomach trying to fight its way out, like its being seen through an xray or something. Im so doing it.
  • Oh God, the nude one is going to give me pg nightmares.  Why?  Just, why?

    FI and I are dying over these, though.  I love the painted stomach one.  I assume she's planning on using this as evidence in the upcoming custody battle.  "Of course you're the father!  You painted it on your belly, FFS!"
  • I like this one:





    On a related but less creepy note: do you know of a site with pretty/non creepy pregnancy photos?  Not that i need them, but I wouldn't mind some inspiration for later reference
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    [QUOTE]If I ever do this I want the baby photographed after and photoshopped inside of my stomach trying to fight its way out, like its being seen through an xray or something. Im so doing it.
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
    One of my friends is a biology teacher.  He uploaded the sonogram and photoshopped a bunch of "cute" sayings, like "Who's your daddy?" all over the embryo.  And then he used it in class.
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    [QUOTE]I like this one: On a related but less creepy note: do you know of a site with pretty/non creepy pregnancy photos?  Not that i need them, but I wouldn't mind some inspiration for later reference
    Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]
    I don't remember if she does pregnancy pictures, but I know Marie Papp (the website is hername.com) had beautiful mother/baby pictures.  That might be a good place for inspiration.
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    [QUOTE]If I ever do this I want the baby photographed after and photoshopped inside of my stomach trying to fight its way out, like its being seen through an xray or something. Im so doing it.
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

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    </div><div>ew. I've seen ones where the ultrasound pic was photoshopped onto the mom's naked belly. So creepy.</div><div>
    </div><div>oh, and H definitely walked over while I was looking at those (after reading him Nate's post before). His response? "You and your area code hoes are so weird."</div><div>
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    [QUOTE]oh, and H definitely walked over while I was looking at those (after reading him Nate's post before). His response? "You and your area code hoes are so weird."
    Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]

    Can't turn a ho into a housewife.  why? hoes don't act right.

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Awkward pg pics! : ew. I've seen ones where the ultrasound pic was photoshopped onto the mom's naked belly. So creepy. oh, and H definitely walked over while I was looking at those (after reading him Nate's post before). His response? "You and your area code hoes are so weird."
    Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]
    I want the picture to be of the baby during a screaming fit where its flailing its arms around.
  • The only one I don't mind is the one with the woman looking into the mirror. That one is kind of cool. But the others? Gross.
  • Seriously? What guy gets naked for a pregnancy picture? Gross
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  • I don't get the nudity! Are they trying to show us how the baby was made?

    I personally have NO NO issue with NICE pregnancy shots. A friend of mine is a photographer and does maternity shots. Basically they look like engagement shots with a belly. The women are FULLY clothed (as are the men). I think these photos are a nice way to remember what you looked like and to someday show your child... that's just me though. 

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  • The Christmas card one made me goggle a bit. Upon further inspection, it appears that she's NOT topless, but still...ick. If I sent that as a Christmas card, I'd be disowned.
  • Ack! I couldn't even laugh at these, I was so horrified!! The swamp one has especially distubred me, WTH is wrong with these people?!


    On a side note Steph, I'm a little disappointed that I as an Area Code Hoe am forced to represent an area code I do not actually live near. Dang TK!!
  • i can't believe that is actually someone christmas card!
    these are awful.
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  • Buahahahahaaha *breathes* hahahahaha

    Those are so fabulously horrible. I will keep them in mind as a 'what not to do' reference if I get any done.

  • Ew, these are so gross and tacky! Is it seriously a "thing" that people take professional naked pregnant pictures? That thought never would have crossed my mind.
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  • I've seen quite a few pg pictures that turned out very well. People take pictures for major milestones in their lives like engagement pics, wedding pics, etc. so it doesn't come as a shock that people would do pregnancy pics for me.
  • No I know people take pro pregnancy pics, that's not weird. It's the "naked from the waist up and covering up the ta-tas" thing that's weird to me.
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  • If youu have seen the 'groom in a chicken suit, naked bride' engagement pics, here are their pregnancy shots.

    http://tanjalippertphotography.blogspot.com/2010/08/oh-my-chicken-butts-return.html

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  • Ah gotcha. Yeah I see no reason for the naked preg pics. I blame Demi Moore.

    Alli, those pictures are...interesting. Maybe it's just me, but nakedness is not high on my list of things to be right now. Taking a shower is the extent that I can get at this point.
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    [QUOTE]If youu have seen the 'groom in a chicken suit, naked bride' engagement pics, here are their pregnancy shots. <a href="http://tanjalippertphotography.blogspot.com/2010/08/oh-my-chicken-butts-return.html" rel="nofollow">http://tanjalippertphotography.blogspot.com/2010/08/oh-my-chicken-butts-return.html</a>
    Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]
    Wow, I kind of love those!!
  • Here is the same couple's engagement pics.
    http://tanjalippertphotography.blogspot.com/2008/09/greatest-engagement-session-ever.html

    KW, I am carrying a good 10 lbs of water weight. The last thing I want is for someone to be taking naked pictures of me.
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  • Their pregnancy pics are kind of cute. Not my style, but cute. Their wedding and engagement pics are horrifying. Are her bridesmaids wearing body paint?
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