FI's parents were in town earlier this week to meet with the church secretary to see the fellowship hall for the RD. Mrs. Ann is a shorter, older lady with a thick southern accent. She was explaining the set-up of the fellowship hall and the church expectations for those renting the room.
Mrs. Ann- "The only two things we absolutely do not allow are tobacco and alcohol. You'd be just amazed at how many people try to sneek off into another room in the church to smoke. They don't even try to step outside. It's just ridiculous to me because the smoke smell just seeps through everything. It's so much easier to just take a nip. No one would ever know."
She cracks me up.