Mens bathroom basket poem??

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• JerseyML member

  

  November 2010 edited December 2011

  Like this?
  
  The days were old, the nights were blue,
  And through the alleys the shiit wagons flew.
  A bump was hit, a cry was heard,
  A man was killed by a flying turd!
  
  Or this?
  
  Here I sit in clouds of vapor
  Someone stole the toilet paper.
  How much longer must I linger
  Before I'm forced to use my finger?
  
  Or this if you want to be proper?
  
  If you sprinkle while you tinkle
  be a sweetie and wipe up the seatie
  
  If you need a good laugh. 
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• uppereastgirl member

  

  November 2010 edited December 2011

  I wouldn't do one.  I can't think of a man I know who wouldn't find a poem about how to use the deodorant and Tylenol really lame?

  

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• felicia220 member

  

  November 2010 edited December 2011

  In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_new-jersey_mens-bathroom-basket-poem?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:90Discussion:04ba00c1-6695-4d03-a1c4-8f922ea6b19cPost:4ba76e3e-92a9-4ebf-aa2c-731d93064059">Re: Mens bathroom basket poem??</a>:
  [QUOTE]I wouldn't do one.  I can't think of a man I know who wouldn't find a poem about how to use the deodorant and Tylenol really lame?
  Posted by uppereastgirl[/QUOTE]
  
  <div>This</div>

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• mariaNryan

  

  November 2010 edited December 2011

  lmao@Jersey!!!!
  
  thats what I thought too but wanted to double check with you ladies

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• peaches85

  

  November 2010 edited December 2011

  In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_new-jersey_mens-bathroom-basket-poem?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:90Discussion:04ba00c1-6695-4d03-a1c4-8f922ea6b19cPost:d0de5a28-1741-450b-8c3c-a71be3bcd6da">Re: Mens bathroom basket poem??</a>:
  [QUOTE]Like this? The days were old, the nights were blue, And through the alleys the shiit wagons flew. A bump was hit, a cry was heard, A man was killed by a flying turd! Or this? Here I sit in clouds of vapor Someone stole the toilet paper. How much longer must I linger Before I'm forced to use my finger? Or this if you want to be proper? If you sprinkle while you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe up the seatie If you need a good laugh.  <a href="http://www.poopreport.com/BMnewswire/1085.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.poopreport.com/BMnewswire/1085.html</a>
  Posted by JerseyML[/QUOTE]
  BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
  
  I heart you.

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• 37 Butter Knives member

  

  November 2010 edited December 2011

  I hate wedding-related poems. Period. Poems on the invites, poems in the programs, poems at the candy buffet, instructional poems in the bathrooms, GAG! Wedding poems are always so forced and ridiculous.
  
  Actually, calling them "poems" is too generous. They're just strings of cloying rhymes, with little attention paid to meter or those other things you learned about in high school English. Many of literature's best poems don't even rhyme.
  
  "Please help yourself" printed out on a pretty piece of paper is all you need, if you feel there should be something on the baskets. For both the gents and the ladies.
  

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• chrissy31805 member

  

  November 2010 edited December 2011

  i did these so last minute that i dont think i had poems/signs on either the men's or women's basket. people seemed to know what to do with them

  
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• xstarx05x member

  

  November 2010 edited December 2011

  In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_new-jersey_mens-bathroom-basket-poem?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:90Discussion:04ba00c1-6695-4d03-a1c4-8f922ea6b19cPost:99aba13e-2224-4348-a4d0-5d4ef2bcbc0f">Re: Mens bathroom basket poem??</a>:
  [QUOTE]i did these so last minute that i dont think i had poems/signs on either the men's or women's basket. people seemed to know what to do with them
  Posted by chrissy31805[/QUOTE]
  
  <div>hahaha one would hope so!</div>

  
  
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• misskitty914 member

  

  November 2012

  In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_new-jersey_mens-bathroom-basket-poem?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:90Discussion:04ba00c1-6695-4d03-a1c4-8f922ea6b19cPost:802ed1f1-f75c-40d2-89ef-70eeb0b00edf">Mens bathroom basket poem??</a>:
  [QUOTE]DId anyone put a framed poem next to the mens bathroom basket??????  I only remember seeing female poems on here and wasnt sure if there was a mens poem???
  Posted by mariaNryan[/QUOTE]<div>
  </div><div>it's silly and bad form to neglect the men.  use a container/frame  involving black and fill with items from any mens bathroom basket list on internet.  for my niece's wedding, i used the following poem:</div><div>
  </div><div><div>Yo!</div><div>
  </div><div>This basket holds the kitchen sink and more,</div><div>
  </div><div>so use what you need and get back on the dance floor!</div><div>
  </div><div>Compliments of the Groom</div><div>
  </div>
  </div>

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