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::readies the flaming bag of poo::

I work in the front bedroom of my house.  My desk is in the front corner, I face the wall, but can just turn my head to look out the front window.   I saw movement in my peripheral vision, and so I turned to look and it was my crazy neighbor walking around the side of her house. 

When she came back toward the front of her house, she put her hand behind her back and flipped me off. 

Re: ::readies the flaming bag of poo::

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    Do you have a HOA? I normally hate HOAs but I'd contact them over this sort of sh!t.

    Or I'd just take a giant poo filled diaper and throw it at her.
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    I would mail her candy....kill her with kindness.  Or candy with glass in it.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_readies-flaming-bag-of-poo?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:d09e97b4-ac36-44ac-b96c-8e8e32034e28Post:60819142-9ab2-4db9-bf4c-21d79dc72d14">Re: ::readies the flaming bag of poo::</a>:
    [QUOTE]maybe she needs black & blew. and jesus.
    Posted by Wifezzilla[/QUOTE]

    HEE!  That's an idea.  I'll start throwing porn in her yard.
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    It takes a lot of work to stay that angry.  She has issues and should probably move to a cabin in Montana if she doesn't want neighborly contact.  Do her neighbors on the other side have similar issues?

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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_readies-flaming-bag-of-poo?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:d09e97b4-ac36-44ac-b96c-8e8e32034e28Post:b63a0a70-cd00-4f86-a2fc-c1f7f69da91f">Re: ::readies the flaming bag of poo::</a>:
    [QUOTE] does everyone have a horrible neighbor?Posted by Wifezzilla[/QUOTE]

    We have lived here for almost 3 years and we don't even know our neighbors.

    Maybe WE are the bad ones?
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    The house on the other side of her is a rental house that has had at least 10 occupants since I've lived here (just under 8 years). 

    I know of one family she had issues with.  Cops were called.  The rest?  I have no idea.
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    Oh and my neighbor?  She's a devout church-goer (I'm assuming Catholic).  They go every Sunday and Wednesday night without fail.
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    Catholics don't really do the Wednesday night thing, generally speaking.  So probably something else.

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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_readies-flaming-bag-of-poo?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:d09e97b4-ac36-44ac-b96c-8e8e32034e28Post:3d184b49-d7e8-4124-9516-61036a1af6c4">Re: ::readies the flaming bag of poo::</a>:
    [QUOTE]Catholics don't really do the Wednesday night thing, generally speaking.  So probably something else.
    Posted by DG1[/QUOTE]

    Meh, you could be right.  However, I was (am) Catholic and I remember them having some sort of ministries almost every night of the week at the churches I went to when I was growing up.
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