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dmiller9274dmiller9274 member
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Since a lot of us do not know each other IRL, what are some assumptions that you have made about other knotties based on pics or comments they've made.  State your reason for assumption, if you have one.  (I think this goes without saying, but be nice)


I think that Joe Biden looks like Alf, so I assume he eats cats, therefore I assume that MIAF likes Joe Biden.

I assume that AATB has a ton of FB friends because I think she's way to sweet to decline one and risk hurting someone's feelings.

I assume that M&M has a lot of cute cardigans, I don't know why I assume this, I just imagine that she always looks cute and put together.

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    MarriedInAFeverMarriedInAFever member
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    I do like Joe Biden. A lot actually. Assumptions are right. Always.
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    AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    dmiller... I do have a shitton of FB friends.  But it's only because I'm such a schmoozer :) I don't say yes to freakos I've never met.

    I assume that M&M still leaves a flaming streak behind her wherever she goes (a la moderateor).

    I assume that aprove's house is a happy puppy snuggle place.

    I assume that Seshat is a forest nymph.

    I assume that ever since MILF got back from Veg-nasty she's been perma-drunk.

    I don't assume that betrothed has a hot ass.  I know she does.
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    I assume that Jas has a very quiet speaking voice, because she seems so sweet and well put together on here.

    I assume that Roxy is always dressed to the nines, even though she has said otherwise before.

    I assume aprove always has a picture of her dogs on her, whether in her wallet, purse, phone, etc. And I assume she baby talks to them.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_assumptions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:63391f9e-5f9f-44db-93e4-4a317205b73fPost:f1c40deb-5022-47c4-afba-62d023f2515b">Re: Assumptions</a>:
    [QUOTE]I assume that Seshat is a forest nymph.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    You are right. In my head, at least.
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    raynesraynes member
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    I assume that Nebb swears a lot.  Like Deb in Dexter, but short.

    I assume that LesPaul has really nice legs because she rides he bike so much.

    I assume that AATB has a pen stain somewhere on her clothes, because she's a reporter, and I can see her being slightly absent minded.

    I assume the cew has a penis on her face.
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    We'll just not tell H about this little fact, m'kay?
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    marriedfilingjointlymarriedfilingjointly
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    I assume that Blue has a really strong northeast accent.

    I assume that Katie Whompus likes Nicholas Sparks books (don't ask me why). 
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_assumptions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:63391f9e-5f9f-44db-93e4-4a317205b73fPost:801ca702-1ddd-4340-9498-44046629c118">Re: Assumptions</a>:
    [QUOTE]I assume that Nebb swears a lot.  Like Deb in Dexter, but short. I assume that LesPaul has really nice legs because she rides he bike so much.<strong> I assume that AATB has a pen stain somewhere on her clothes, because she's a reporter, and I can see her being slightly absent minded.</strong> I assume the cew has a penis on her face.
    Posted by raynes[/QUOTE]

    <em>A </em>pen stain?  That pen done leaked all over my lap.

    ETA - MFJ - YGPM.
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    marriedfilingjointlymarriedfilingjointly
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    I assume that Sesh has a FB PM. 

    Oh wait. 
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    I'm always really wrong, but here it goes.

    I assume Seshat is very graceful and delicate, and has amazing balance.

    I assume that Nebb is actually a fish with a top hat irl.

    I assume that kd.joseph is always dressed in gray.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_assumptions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:63391f9e-5f9f-44db-93e4-4a317205b73fPost:12491ab4-e03c-4d48-9ce9-62cad3137a1b">Re: Assumptions</a>:
    [QUOTE]I assume that Sesh has a FB PM.  Oh wait. 
    Posted by marriedfilingjointly[/QUOTE]

    I assume that MFJ has one back.

    any--I am so not graceful. I run into the wall at least once a day.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_assumptions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:63391f9e-5f9f-44db-93e4-4a317205b73fPost:5bfd68da-ac04-4e4e-9b26-8912e4395ab3">Re: Assumptions</a>:
    [QUOTE]I'm always really wrong, but here it goes. I assume Seshat is very graceful and delicate, and has amazing balance. I assume that Nebb is actually a fish with a top hat irl. <strong>I assume that kd.joseph is always dressed in gray</strong>.
    Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]


    You know what they say about assuming. I own nothing grey in my wardrobe. I'm wearing a purple button down right now.

    I assume Katie hangs out at Petsmart all the time.

    I assume Nate will have a sex swing by this weekend.

    I assume SS is always in her wedding dress by a vintage car, but with a machine gun ala Bonnie.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_assumptions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:63391f9e-5f9f-44db-93e4-4a317205b73fPost:2a516eb2-f392-4658-a2b0-5a2779131985">Re: Assumptions</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Assumptions : You know what they say about assuming. I own nothing grey in my wardrobe. I'm wearing a purple button down right now. I assume Katie hangs out at Petsmart all the time. I assume Nate will have a sex swing by this weekend. I assume SS is always in her wedding dress by a vintage car, but with a machine gun ala Bonnie.
    Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, I figure I should just write the opposite of what I think when people post, maybe I'd actually be right. It's your avatar btw, I always associate you with the gray square.
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    I assume that I'd be great friends with most of you, but for different reasons.

    I assume that someday there will be an international GTG in Austin so Julez and I can show you our great city. ETA:? I assume JennaV and Zippity would make the trek from Houston for that future fantasy GTG. 

    I assume that what they say about assumptions is true. 
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_assumptions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:63391f9e-5f9f-44db-93e4-4a317205b73fPost:20f97c9b-e671-4d13-a35b-da1fb68c43db">Re: Assumptions</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Assumptions : Yeah, I figure I should just write the opposite of what I think when people post, maybe I'd actually be right. It's your <strong>avatar btw, I always associate you with the gray square.
    </strong>Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

    Thats my cat Tobie. If you look in my look book there is a bigger picture of him. He's my baby.
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    hmmm

    I assume M&M is very funny and sharp IRL and always well coifed.

    I assume Aprov has her nose buried in a book nonstop write now (mostly because I know what shes going thru at school- cause i am too)

    I assume MIAF is ALWAYS the life of the party

    I assume that AATB likes to roll her eyes a lot. not sure why.. just a feeling :)

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    MarriedInAFeverMarriedInAFever member
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    I assume...

    B has great taste in movies
    Mara great taste in beer
    Nebb great taste in movies
    Cew great taste in the company she keeps
    Zip great taste in humor
    NS great taste in books
    Aprov great taste in shoes

    I thought all reporters used pencils.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_assumptions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:63391f9e-5f9f-44db-93e4-4a317205b73fPost:2a516eb2-f392-4658-a2b0-5a2779131985">Re: Assumptions</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Assumptions : You know what they say about assuming. I own nothing grey in my wardrobe. I'm wearing a purple button down right now. I assume Katie hangs out at Petsmart all the time. <strong>I assume Nate will have a sex swing by this weekend.</strong> I assume SS is always in her wedding dress by a vintage car, but with a machine gun ala Bonnie.
    Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

    Heehee!  Hopefully not a homemade one, though. 
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Assumptions : Heehee!  Hopefully not a homemade one, though. 
    Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]


    IDENTITY CHANGE!  I was like who the eff is this?  :) :) :)
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Assumptions : IDENTITY CHANGE!  I was like who the eff is this?  :) :) :)
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     Yep, this weekend. :)
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Assumptions : Heehee!  Hopefully not a homemade one, though. 
    Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]<div>True story: I dated a guy once, for like 2 weeks, whose best friend built sex rooms for people. Like, he was a contractor and that's what he did for a living. I previously had no idea there was such a demand for dedicated "equipment" rooms, but he made pretty good money.  I'm sure he could build you a basic swing in his sleep. 

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Assumptions : True story: I dated a guy once, for like 2 weeks, whose best friend built sex rooms for people. Like, he was a contractor and that's what he did for a living. I previously had no idea there was such a demand for dedicated "equipment" rooms, but he made pretty good money.  I'm sure he could build you a basic swing in his sleep. 
    Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

    Who knew there was such a demand?  I want a change of career :).

    After the swing convo over the weekend, FI was prertty convinced he could build one.  I don't think he will, though. Anyway, we live in an apartment, so it's moot until we have a house.  Should we build a sex room? <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" />
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